There’s this guy in my Japanese class who always shows up unshaven in a trenchcoat with chains dangling off it and a laptop with various porny anime wallpapers (which everyone can see cause he sits up the front) and I am so sick of dealing with him


like seriously the other day he said to me that an apocalypse scenario would be great because the women would be desperate and it’d be easier to fuck them, I wish I was joking

(I love how ‘late’ means like midnight for me these days haha)

stayin up late doing last-minute readings

lol second week and I’m already a bit behind

sorry for just blogging pictures of my cat all the time lol

Carl Sagan 

Matt D the cat whisperer…in more than 6 years Jack has never let me do this, and as soon as Matt picked him up he just chilled out and flopped there like Marcy! So cuuuuute

another photo of Jack, someday I will live in a house filled entirely with photos of Jack

another photo of Jack, someday I will live in a house filled entirely with photos of Jack

our neighbour’s moustachioed kitty spends pretty much all day every day sleeping on their roof, rain or shine

thinkin’ about calmness

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Jack, Matt, Sadie

it’s 7:15am and the food court I sit in before work is playing some kind of porno-groove ambient music

yesterday I managed to cut the edge of my mouth on a piece of fish

6am selfies before work lol

im-a-little-lizard said: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Boner 

"Yeah, surely someone must have the last name Boner? Life is fucked up like that :)"

-Billie, 2013

I seriously love the Webdriver Torso youtube channel way more than I should

This one goes for almost two solid minutes!!